Friday, September 01, 2023

Is This the Year Everything Changes?

Thanks to kids and work and life, I do not have time to do an in-depth analysis of the CSU Rams football schedule. With Week One kicking off tomorrow, we are going to go the easy route... here are my picks. After five years of sub-.500 football, the Rams return to a bowl. Four games are must win (Utah Tech, at Utah State, Nevada, at Hawaii). One is a guaranteed loss (Boise). The rest are coin flips. I think the Rams get better and better as the season progresses and I would not be surprised to see multiple trophies return to Fort Collins. Fight on, you stalwart Ram team!! 

OpponentPredictionResultFlick's Picks
1Washington StateL
3at ColoradoL
4at Middle TennesseeW
5Utah TechW
6at Utah StateW
7Boise StateL
9Air ForceW
10at WyomingL
11San Diego StateL
13at HawaiiW

Wednesday, September 28, 2022

2022 Ram Recap - Week 4 - One Hundred and Thirty First

We had known for a while now that we would be unable to attend this past Saturday's game due to a conflict with Kenzie's softball schedule - a team that Sarah and I help coach. Ram kickoff was at 2:00 in Fort Collins. Kenzie's first pitch was at 2:30 at Hampden and Kipling. No way we were going to make it to the Fort for the second straight home game. My intention was to keep tabs on the football game through my phone and then return home to rewatch the broadcast after the fact. The video from Canvas Stadium streamed on my phone, alternating between my hand and my pocket. As the score kept creeping the wrong direction, I realized the largest flaw with my plan: I had no desire to watch a recording of the broadcast of yet another blowout loss. The Rams are down bad. 

Thursday, September 22, 2022

2022 Ram Recap - Week 3 - This Ain't No New Mexico Bowl

The Year 2013

Where is Shaquil Barrett when you need him? The last time the Rams played the Cougars, it was at the 2013 New Mexico Bowl at University Stadium in Albuquerque. The Rams trailed by 15 with less than four minutes remaining in the game. A quick drive ending in a Garrett Grayson to Jordon Vaden touchdown got the Rams within eight with less than three minutes to go. Shaq Barrett caused a fumble and recovered it himself. Kapri Bibbs scored his third touchdown of the day with half a minute remaining, Donnell Alexander pushed in the 2-point conversion, and the game was tied. On the ensuing kickoff, the Cougars fumbled the ball away and the Rams recovered. The Rams ran two offensive plays, got the clock down to 0:04 and then Jared Roberts cranked a 41-yard field goal through the uprights to complete the comeback and provide me with one of the greatest Ram football memories of my lifetime. For real - just go back and watch these highlights. That Ram team was eff-you-enn fun. 


But that game was 9 years ago, Mike, why are you giving us an old recap?! Because it is more fun than recapping the game from this past Saturday, fine reader. 

Friday, September 16, 2022

2022 Ram Recap - Week 2 - Stuck in the Middle (Tennessee) With You

This, folks, is what we call a rebuild. 

I entered this past week with more optimism that should follow a 51-7 road loss. We were coming home against a far weaker opponent with our shiny new coach and our shiny new team in our shiny new(ish) stadium. This was the TRUE start of the Jay Norvell era. The weather knew better though as the cool and wet air moved in the night before. It was a sign. 

The Rams won the toss and elected to receive. Damn right - give the damn Fort Air Raid the damn ball in our damn home stadium. One kickoff, one long MTSU injury delay, and one CSU offensive play later, the Rams were down 7-0. Ouch. A telegraphed pass attempt from Clay Millen to Tory Horton sailed over the receivers head and into the awaiting arms of Middle Tennessee safety Tra Fluellen who had an unimpeded look at the end zone just a short 35 yards away. And that was just the start... 

Wednesday, September 07, 2022

2022 Ram Recap - Week 1 - Maize and Blue (Like the Sad Kind)

The house - big. The opponent - strong. The result - less than favorable. My confidence - unwaveringly strong. 

Basically how Clay Millen spent the whole game
Courtesy of the Denver Post

Wednesday, August 31, 2022

You Play to Win the Game (Part V)

What's this I'm feeling? Is... is that... hope?!! 

Ad(daz)ios, Stevie Boy

Last season ended so poorly, I could not even muster enough energy to write about weeks 11 and 12. In those weeks, the Rams fell behind and could not catch up to a Hawaii team that ended up firing their coach and then got BLASTED at home by the Nevada Wolfpack. During that final home game of the season, two amazing things happened. 
1) Steve Addazio was ejected from the game like the chump that he is.
2) This: 

Yep, that shirt says "I WAS AT ADDAZIO'S FINAL CSU GAME 11-27-21". This fine gentleman was seated across the aisle from our crew and while I loved the sentiment, I was unsure how CSU could financially make this the truth. 

Fast forward to today and it WAS his last CSU game. The opposing coach from that final game (Nevada's Norvell) was hired to fix this broken program and has done nothing but impress the Ram faithful in his time in Fort Collins. His introductory press conference was filled with feel-good moments about the man and his vision for the team. His recruiting classes are vastly better than we have seen, his offensive scheme is modern and exciting, his coaching staff is energetic and engaged, and the program (top to bottom) is injecting itself into the CSU and Fort Collins community. Things are finally looking up!! 

Even though the program appears to be in good hands and the trajectory appears to be going up, we do have to remember that this is a program with a new staff coaching a roster that has experienced a massive turnover including the youngest quarterback room in the country (career totals for the room include three pass attempts, two completions, and 18 total yards passing). All of these factors have tempered my expectations a bit, but I'm still encouraged by what we are hearing and seeing. Let's dig in... 

The Schedule

Week 1: at Michigan

Courtesy of the University of Michigan

Is there a better way to welcome a quarterback unit of two redshirt freshmen and two true freshmen into collegiate football than a game against a pre-season top 10 team at the Big House? While CSU has inexperience under center, at least they have a clear #1 - Clay Millen. Michigan is trying a new approach - use the two early powderpuff Mountain West Conference games to figure out which QB starts the remainder of the season. CSU will see returning starter Cade McNamara in week one and JJ McCarthy will start for week two against Timmy Chang's Hawaii squad. A quarterback controversy into the season does not seem like National Championship material, but you do you Jim Harbaugh. 

The line for this game started at CSU +27.5 and has moved to CSU +30.5. While I think the Rams end up covering, this might be a rough start to the Norvell era. 

Week 2: Middle Tennessee

Courtesy of Middle Tennessee State University

Conference USA member Middle Tennessee State is coming off a 7-6 season that culminated with a Bahamas Bowl win over Toledo - the same Toledo that was one of three improbable Ram victories last season. I think the first home game in Fort Collins for Jay Norvell will be full of energy and excitement and the Rams come away victorious. 

Week 3: at Washington State

Courtesy of Washington State University

Who the heck knows what to expect from the Cougars? WSU went 7-5 in the 2021 regular season, lost to the Chippewas of Central Michigan (and old friend Jim McElwain) in the Sun Bowl, and made Jake Dickert the full-time head coach. With his interim title, Dickert went 3-3 to close out last season including a massive win over Washington - their first win over their in-state rival in eight tries. Despite the uncertainty from the past calendar year, Dickert appears to have settled the instability with the program and winning in Pullman might prove difficult. 

Week 4: Sacramento State

Courtesy of

Stingers up! Sac State enters the 2022 season ranked #7 at the FCS level. While concerning with CSU's recent history against FCS opponents, the new regime in Fort Collins should reverse a trend that no one has enjoyed. 

Week 6: at Nevada

Courtesy of University of Nevada-Reno

What will the atmosphere be like at Mackay Stadium when Jay Norvell and his staff and team filled with folks who called Nevada home as recently as May come rolling into town? Despite Jay's friendly demeanor, I expect some vitriol... Because of the mass exodus of people from Reno to Fort Collins, the Rams should easily win this one on the road. 

Week 7: Utah State

Courtesy of Utah State University

Utah State won the Mountain West last year - a surprising feat with first year head coach Blake Anderson. USU happened to play in Week 0 against historically awful UCONN and escaped with an 11 point victory at home. Most Ram fans have probably pushed the 2021 CSU/USU game out of their heads (remember the last second field goal fiasco?!!), but I remember it well. The addition of a special teams coach and subtraction of an absolute idiot head coach should help this situation. USU is better than they showed against UCONN and should beat the Rams in Fort Collins. This is one of those swing games that could dramatically shift the tone of the season if the Rams were to emerge victorious. 

Week 8: Hawaii

Courtesy of the Honolulu Star-Advertiser

Long-time CSU receivers coach Timmy Chang took over the program at his alma mater in January of this year after a tumultuous tenure under previous head coach Todd Graham. Multiple allegations of mistreatment by the players forced Graham out and reset the clock on the program. Chang brings a lot of energy and passion to the program, but he is not even a year into a total program overhaul. The Rainbow Warriors are not in a good place right now (losing 62-10 against Vanderbilt?!!). This should be a decisive Ram victory. 

Week 9: at Boise State

Courtesy of

This is a loss until the CSU football team proves that it is not always a loss. 

Week 10: at San Jose State

Courtesy of

San Jose State is another interesting matchup for CSU. By the time CSU travels to San Jose, they will have some games (and hopefully wins) under their belts. This is a game that could go either way and neither outcome would surprise me. Considering this is on the road, I think the Spartans come out on top. 

Week 11: Wyoming

Courtesy of

I turn 40 years old the day of the Border War. If the Rams lose, I will cry. 

Week 12: at Air Force

Courtesy of

Air Force vs. Air Raid. Let's freaking go. Air Force is in contention to win the Mountain West Conference, so I am happy this matchup takes place late in the season. By Week 12, Fort Air Raid should be flying on all cylinders and should be able to score frequently against a forever-outsized AFA secondary. 

Week 13: New Mexico

This is a win until the New Mexico football team proves that it is not always a win. 

Flick's Picks

The schedule can be broken into four categories: 
  • Will not win (2 - Michigan, Boise State)
  • May win (4 - Washington State, Utah State, San Jose State, Air Force)
  • Should win (2 - Wyoming, Middle Tennessee)
  • Have to win (4 - Sacramento State, Nevada, Hawaii, New Mexico)
I know it is year one of a new coaching staff. I know that the quarterback position is young and inexperienced. Yet, I still think that the combination of Jay Norvell, his staff, and the talent in Fort Collins gets us close to, if not in, a low level bowl game. And for as bad as this program has been the past few years, sniffing a bowl game sounds like heaven on earth. Go Rams! 

Final prediction: 6-6

WeekOpponentPredictionResultFlick's Picks
1at MichiganL
2Middle TennesseeW
3at Washington StateL
4Sacramento StateW
6at NevadaW
7Utah StateL
9at Boise StateL
10at San Jose StateL
12at Air ForceL
13New MexicoW

Thursday, November 11, 2021

2021 Ram Recap - Weeks 8, 9, and 10 - Pain

Week 8 - at Utah State



Week 9 - Boise State



Week 10 - at Wyoming



Courtesy of ESPN


Flick's Picks

WeekOpponentPredictionResultFlick's Picks
1South Dakota StateLSDSU 42 - CSU 231 - 0
2VanderbiltWVU 24 - CSU 211 - 1
3at ToledoLCSU 22 - Tol 61 - 2
4at IowaLCSU 14 - Iowa 242 - 2
6San Jose StateLSJSU 14 - CSU 322 - 3
7at New MexicoWUNM 7 - CSU 363 - 3
8at Utah StateWCSU 24 - USU 263 - 4
9Boise StateLBSU 28 - CSU 194 - 4
10at WyomingLCSU 17 - Wyo 315 - 4
11Air ForceW
12at HawaiiW